"We & Fox Terrier Rex" - About dogs cheerfully and ridiculously

Top 10 Reasons to Breed Dogs

Thought the house was too orderly
Never did like having a full nights sleep
Wanted my Vet to get a new BMW
Thought the furniture looked too nice
Love the sounds of puppies in the morning, noon, afternoon, evening, midnight, pre-dawn, etc.
Garden and backyard needed renovations, and didn't want to pay a gardener.
Neighbors didn't complain enough
Kids weren't enough of a challenge
If you can train & show one dog, why not ten
Wanted to see if spouse really meant those vows