Afghan:

Light bulb? What light bulb?

Australian Shepherd:

Put all the bulbs in a little circle ...

Beagle:

Light bulb? Light bulb? That thing I ate was a light bulb?

Border Collie:

Just one? And I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code.

Chihuahua:

Yo quiero Taco Bulb.

Cocker Spaniel:

Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.

Dachshund:

I can't reach the stupid lamp!

Doberman Pinscher:

While it's dark, I'm going to sleep on the couch.

Greyhound:

It isn't moving. Who cares?

Golden Retriever:

The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're worrying about a stupid burned-out light bulb?

Hound Dog:

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

Irish Wolfhound:

Can somebody else do it? I've got a hangover.

Labrador:

Oh, me, me!!!! Pleeeeeeze let me change the light bulb!!! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Can I?

Mastiff:

Mastiffs are NOT afraid of the dark.

Malamute:

Let the Border Collie do it. You can feed me while he's busy.

Pointer:

I see it! There it is! Right there!

Rottweiller:

Go Ahead! Make me!

Shitzu:

Puh-leeez, dahling. I have servants for that kind of thing.

Toy Poodle:

I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.

Cat:

You need light to see?